It’s amazing to me how when you’re on top, or when you’re doing something great or spectacular, people feel the need to come at your head. People want to tear you down, a little bit at a time. With outsiders, the best thing to do is to ignor them. But often you’ll find that it’s people close to you trying to tear you down. Usually, they’re jealous of something you’ve accomplished and they want to diminish your accomplishment to make themselves feel better. For certain people, you can’t or shouldn’t ignor this. You have to come back at them. You have to squash these insects who have the nerve to think that they could even come at you in such a way. You have to make them feel like coming at you was the dumbest thing they could’ve done, and they better not do it again.
The best way to accomplish such a task is to embarrass them. Usually, the person doing this is showing off in front of other people which works perfectly for you. As soon as you realize someone is trying to put you down, or put down something that you’ve done, treat them. Go hard. Go as hard as they’re going and a little bit above. If they’re talking about your shoes, talk about their whole outfit. If they’re talking about your job, talk about their career choice. If they’re talking about your girl, talk about their whole sexuality (even if it’s not in question, make it in question). Don’t let up on that son of a bitch until he or she shuts the hell up. And definitely don’t let him win.
To properly roast someone you have to cut off their attacks with your own. The best defense is a good offense. You must be quick with your comebacks. How do you think quickly on your feet? When you 1st see someone, take the entire person in. Take in their shoes, their clothes, their hair; everything. Look for weaknesses. Make a mental note of anything that you can use ‘just in case’. If someone decides to say something, pull out the things you’ve noticed one at a time. You’ll find that the energy of throwing jabs has a certain momentom; if you have 3 or 4 good lines to start with you’ll get fired up and be able to come up with more as you go.
Don’t pay any attention to the other person’s attacks. Don’t be defensive. If you have to mention what your opponent is ridiculing you about, then you’ve already lost. If a person says your shoes are old the worst thing you can do is defend your shoes. Ignore his comment. If he says that your shoes are old, tell him his pants are dirty. The point is to dismiss what it is that he’s saying about you, and make him feel self conscious about what you’re saying to him. Never get too personal, but always hit him a little bit harder then he hit you.
Make sure you over talk your opponent. Don’t give him the floor. Talk while he’s talking. While he’s trying to get his next line out, kick him in the nuts. Over talk him, speak louder, and speak longer. Be strong minded and keep going until that insect closes his mouth. Let the momentum of your jabs carry you and keep talking about things until your opponent has nothing else to say.
After you’ve put that person in their proper place, give them a slight boost. Especially considering that this is all usually done in front of an audience, make sure that after you’ve given that person a proper roasting, you end with some form of compliment. A small compliment, but a compliment none the less. You’ve now established in that person’s mind that they have to stay on your good side or they will face embarrassment in front of their peers. It basically says, I can make you or I can break you; your choice.
Make sure that you’re not getting emotional when you’re roasting someone either. Before a person gives up, they’re likely to escalate the exchange, and may get very personal with you. Don’t get angry. If you show any anger than you’ve lost. Anger means that what your opponent has to say bothers you. You’re a giant, this is a peon. Peons don’t affect a giant’s emotions. You’re simply putting the person in his place to make an example of him, not that anything he says can possible bother you.
This philosophy may sound harsh, but the fact is that when someone close to you tries to tear you down, then if they get away with it the first time, they’ll continue. And each attack will get worse and worse. Today it’s the shoes, tomorrow it’s every decision you try to make in your life. These attacks can have a very negative impact on your own self esteem, and cause you to not be willing to take the chances you have to take in life to step up to that next level. So you must nip it in the bud in the beginning. No one should get a self esteem boost at your expense.
The side benefit of this is that you gain respect when you do this. The fact of the matter is gained from fear and/or admiration. People respect you because they fear you, or because they admire you. Or both. Breaking a person down, and then slightly building them back up again will give you respect in the eyes of all observers. This is the reason why some people feel the need to try to talk shit in the first place.
The flip side of this is that you should almost never initiate an attack on anyone. You should never put people down unless they deserve it. If someone has something slick to say, then by all means, tear them down, make ‘em feel like shit, and make sure everyone sees you do it. It’ll make you powerful in everyone’s eyes. But never pick on someone for no reason. That just makes you look like an asshole, and will cause everyone to turn against you eventually.
The old ‘after school special’ philosophy about treating other’s the way you want to be treated is nice if everyone is playing by those rules, but in the real world, people can be assholes. You got to be prepared to meat this challenge head on. Be nice to those that deserve to be treated nicely. Make the assholes feel like the insignificant insects they are.
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