This post was taken from an old blog that I used to keep about my exploits in Pimping. I had to take the blog down when the hoe I was messing with threatened to use the blog as evidence to turn me in to the police. How stupid of me to let a hoe control me with threats. Anyway, here’s the post:

I’m in a hotel room, laying next to a high, drunk, and ‘rolling’ bitch. She is sleeping at the moment.

At 12:30am, after having not received any money from this Bitch all week, I had to yell at her to convince her that she shouldn’t be sleeping, she should be working and getting more money. I had to ask her repeatedly to get up and post, though I was constantly dismissed with an unenthusiastic “I’ll get up in a minute”. When I got up, turned on the light, and gave her a very threatening “get up OR ELSE” she moved quickly to do her job, but made smart comments under her breath. “I should’ve let you go home” aluding to a couple of hours earlier when I planned on leaving and going home to my family. My taking off my belt and threatening to punish the bitch quickly shut her up.

Now I’m laying in the motel bed, typing on a laptop, while this drunk, high, and rolling bitch sleeps. A bitch that has given me NO money in almost a week’s time. What is a Pimp to do? She seems to be deathly afraid of being beaten with a belt. I know, because I’ve threatened to do just that a couple of times before. Yet I feel that using violence is the easy way out. It surely doesn’t take much thought or creativity to just ‘hit the bitch’ when she starts acting up.

Bitches are unstable creatures. One moment they adore you, the next moment, they act like they’re going to blow. My instinct tells me though, that that’s just a tactic for the bitch to get what she wants. In this case I think a high, drunk, rollin bitch just wanted to goto sleep.

I really need to turn this around. I don’t want to fire my one and only hoe.. .. .. but I will if I have to.

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Posted by kingdom on Friday, April 11th, 2008 at 3:59 pm.