The bus is dark as hell. My bitch is reading “The coldest winter ever” by the light of my laptop. Teven camble’s “always in my heart” is playing through her headphones. That laptop, and the glare from my cell phone are the only lights on this entire bus. We’re sitting in the rear most seat and from this position I can see the strange silloettes of all of the other passengers.

Only a couple of the riders are worth mentioning. Theres this weird, greasy, white guy who, while obviously is not an elvis impersonator, was deifinately influenced by the king of rock-n-roll’s style. This strange guy felt the need to use the bathroom twice within a 10 minute period. Ewww. Why did she sit next to this damned bathroom?

There’s a decent looking black chick sitting 1 row up, and to the right of me. Looks to be in her mid 30’s. Fancily dressed in varios shades of brown. Accessory queen. Nice leather boots with the heels. I don’t think she’s a hoe though so Im not sure why she’s worth mentioning.

Oh wait, now I know why. Fancy girl with the boots almost slipped and fell on some snow during our 1st and only rest stop. This young kid and I saw that and expressed to each other how heartily we both would’ve laughed if the fall had actually happened.

Keeping in mind my promise to small talk at any chance I have, I asked him if he was going home to detroit or leaving home for detroit. He’s going home. Said he’s been living out in Vegas for a while but caught some type of drug case, so now he’s going back home. I took this opportunity to ask him where the hoe strolls were in Detroit. How funny it was to see his eyes light up as he spoke to me about Michigan ave. He says, he doesn’t know how it is now in this cold, but promised that ‘they’ be out there in the summer time. Hmmm, mybe I’ll come back in the summer.

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Posted by kingdom on Sunday, January 20th, 2008 at 3:00 am.